Flavors of Spam

It’s that time again, time for more flavors of spam! On occasion, I like to share some of the absurdities that come my way through the spam filter. They fill me with a sense of wonderment, and sometimes, admiration. These come from both my blog comments and my e-mail.

How much money does the government give each child for a nursery place?

Well, I think we would have to approach that question in terms of earned income child credits, because I don’t believe the government funds nursery school attendance outright. However, I’m already boring you, so I’ll move on.

Please take your time to read this message; although we have never met before, this is no spam. It’s a real message sent to you. I know also that you will be amazed at the level of trust that I am willing to place in a person that I have never seen nor spoken with.

It seems that a lot of people are trying to reassure me their messages are not spam lately, and since I am not amazed by your level of trust in a stranger, I’m going to have to pass on the opportunity to deposit your Cote d’Ivorian bank account funds.

This one simply inspired me with its honesty. So much so, that I almost approved it anyway.

It’s so hard to get backlinks these days, honestly i need a backlink by comments on your blog / forums or guestbook to make my website appear in search engine. I am getting desperate Now! I know you’ll laugh while reading this comment !!! Here is my website penis enlargment pills I know my comments do not relate to the topic, but PLEASE HELP ME!! APPROVING MY COMMENT!

Speaking the truth like that was almost enough for me to take pity on the spammer. And by reproducing the impassioned plea, I suppose that I am giving into him after all. However, the link has been removed.

2 comments for “Flavors of Spam

  1. 5 February 2011 at 11:26 am

    I, too, am inspired by incoming SPAM. So when I have time, I work on this:


    • 14 February 2011 at 12:42 am

      And thus, it is perused. Great to find fellow appreciators of the art form spamming can be.

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