Garbage in Through A Scanner Farkly

“Garbage” is a humorous sci-fi tale about crazy old ladies, immature teenagers, and aliens with an unusual appetite. It also has a fair bit to say about what it means to be native and how that shifts over time and with new waves of immigration. I love it, and it’s been one of my best-received stories at readings.

“Garbage” will appear in Through A Scanner Farkly: The 2017 Fark Fiction Anthology, which should be published by the end of Summer 2017. I have long been a fan of Fark.Com, a news aggregate site that has never lost its edge for irrevant humor over its two decades of internet existence. The proceeds from this annual collection of stories from the many writers who congregate at Fark’s weekly writers’ thread will go to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.

I’ll let you know when the collection is available for purchase, of course. In the meantime, here are “Garbage’s” opening lines…

My next-door neighbor, Mrs. Dobney, had a face like an overripened tomato, seeds about to burst from its stretched-thin skin. That face played a starring role in my nightmares at the age of seventeen—something was always yanking her chain. Too many cholos and senglots around for her liking, Pa had once explained, before smacking my ear and telling me to mind her anyway.

That day, the baseball-sized goiter on Mrs. Dobney’s neck jiggled as she kicked our city-issued trash bin. It was the color of the grass clippings Jaimé “Smells” Kato and I had tossed into it not ten seconds earlier.

“Conner Sanchez,” she railed, “I am sick and tired of this eyesore! It’s a disgrace, keeping your trash out here every day. The H.O.A regulations clearly say—”

And here is an image to stoke your imagination on what to expect next:

Image from Fantendo Wikia.

Image from Fantendo Wikia.


2 comments for “Garbage in Through A Scanner Farkly

  1. Ed
    14 August 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Read and enjoyed “Garbage”. Glad you put it in the anthology. There’s a Douglas Adams feel to the story.

    • 15 August 2017 at 10:37 am

      I’m glad you enjoyed the story, Ed! Thank you for taking the time to stop by. I’m hoping for time to read through the anthology myself soon–or even to properly promote it!

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